Everyone who has played on a soccer field knows that there are certain things that always happen. Whether is an amazing own goal or a humiliating nutmeg, these “things” are what makes soccer so special.
Take a look to our list and if you think we missed something, add it in the comments below. We’ll post another list with yours. Enjoy!
The “One-Man Show”: he’s a great player and he knows it. Dribbles anyone who stands on his way (even his own teammates).
PS: Do yourself a favor: Don’t expect he’ll pass the ball a lot. Save yourself some headaches!
The “nutmegger”: He didn’t go to play. He just went only to humiliate people passing the ball between their legs. Be careful, you can be the next victim of his.
The “Pure Look”: He’s always properly dressed, elegant and well-groomed. Jersey, shorts, socks, gloves, THE WHOLE THING. He might not play as good, but at least he’ll look good.
Kun: this is not your case. You’re awesome!
The one who “takes it too seriously”: This certainly is a special kind of guy. He loves the game so much that loses his mind without noticing. He celebrates passionately EVERY goal, asks for every single foul he could get, runs over people, asks for the ball even if you are in a better position. And so it goes!
Chill bro, it’s just a game. Although, we know you do it for good. We love you!
The “Natural-Born-Keeper”: Some do it because they want, some because they have no other choice. Truth be told, the “Natural-born-keeper” is there to make an impact. Whether he wears gloves or not, he’ll give it all to stay and play. He’s the silent hero of the team.
Thank you Keep! You’re a true hero!
The “Drama Queen”: Complains about everything, fakes every foul. He basically sees the field as a HUUUUUGE swimming pool where he’ll try to fool anyone to get a foul.
Come on man! Don’t be like that.
The “Girlfriend’s brother”: This basically is the guy that nobody knows and who fills the spot of a missing buddy. This is the one who plays as a request from someone you know: your girlfriend, your mom, your boss.
The important thing is: HE’S NOT INVITED THANKS TO HIS PLAYING SKILLS
The “Own-Goal” striker: Another classic. He’s the MVP of the field, but for the wrong team.
Such a pity!
These are just some of the funny and common things that happen on a soccer field. If you think we’ve missed any, please share them in the comments below!
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